Sin PC, aislado... pero con CS Portable

Me han quitado el pc y estoy aisladoo... gasto mas en telefono que para chuches(?) xD.

A ver si me lo vuelven a poner que estoy harto... pero iré actualizando el blog cuando pueda.

Mientras, dejo una version para "penes" (portable) del counter strike 1.6 no steam, pa divertirse en clase de informatica MWAHAHAHAHAAAA.....

Ahi va el link:

http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/-1099783485/Cstrike_1.6_%28Portable%29_USB.rar

Con este capado, la velocidad llega a unos 170 kb/s, que equivale a 10 min de descarga. El archivo pesa 111 mb.

Mario Paint, Canciones

Hoy me ha dado por mirar videos en YouTube, y mira tu por donde... Mario Paint es la repera!

Aqui pongo algunas creaciones. Cagate Manolete lo bien que pueden llegar a sonar...


What is Love


Through the fire and flames


Mario Galaxy - Gusty Garden (Remix):


Super Mario Kart - Koopa Beach


Mario Kart: Double Dash - Rainbow Road


Kirby Super Star (Fun Pak) - Gourmet Race (Mario Paint Original)

La banda Mas Pesada Del Mundo - MegaPanza [Megapost]

MegapanzA

Muchos La Conocen como la banda mas pesada del Mundo ... Mega Panza una de las banda promete mucho ... aqui les dejo la info fobre esta gran banda ... Una vez lo escuchen seran fans de esta banda ...

Documental Clase B:

link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=GHZ6OJ1YmBo

Integrantes:

EL GORDO BUZARDA

El lider indiscutido de MegaPanza!!! Compositor de TODAS las canciones de la Banda, como tambien director de sus videos. Tambien conocido por ser un tipo muy jodido, un gordo hijo de mil putas. Es adicto a la Pascualina, El choripan, el roquefort y la Pizza. Algunos allegados dicen que hace 3 años que no se ve la poronga.

EL TRIPA GORDA

Un excelente Guitarrista, antes de unirse a MegaPanza tenia ofertas de tocar con Ozzy y Rafaga, pero al tener una debilidad por las bromas Pesadas no pudo resistirse a unirse a la Banda. Como dato anegdotico, dicen que la poronga le llega a la rodilla.

EL PAN-Z

Un desastre como musico, una verga!!! pero un excelente cocinero, ese fue el motivo por el cual el Buzarda lo habia hecho miembro de su banda anterior "Las Conchas Fofas". Hace unos asados de la concha de la madre!!! y una Bolognesa para chuparse los dedos.

EL CASCO

No se sabe mucho acerca del Baterista, solo que nunca se saca el casco, nadie le conoce la cara y habla como Darth Vader.

EL PANK CON GRASA

Fue tecladista de la banda los primeros años, pero le diagnosticaron diabetes; y una noche de festejo este se pidio una ensaladita y una soda dietetica y en ese instante El Buzarda lo hecho de Megapanza. Hoy es el sub director de Flacos Anonimos en Miami.

Album

I LOVE ROQUEFORT
http://www.megapanza.com/mp3/megapanza_iloveroquefort.mp3

YO COMO LECHON
http://www.megapanza.com/mp3/megapanza_yocomolechon.mp3

SALAME
http://www.megapanza.com/mp3/megapanza_salame.mp3

LA PASCUALINA
http://www.megapanza.com/mp3/megapanza_lapascualina.mp3

UN APALUSO PARA EL ASADOR
http://www.megapanza.com/mp3/megapanza_unaplausoparaelasador.mp3

YO COMO (PARAN\ NO ENAMORARME
http://www.megapanza.com/mp3/megapanza_yocomoparanoenamorarme.mp3

SARPALE UNA ENTRAÑA
http://www.megapanza.com/mp3/megapanza_sarpaleunaentrania.mp3

CHORIPAN TONIGHT
http://www.megapanza.com/mp3/megapanza_choripan_tonight.mp3

Imagenes

Videos

I Love Roquefort

Un Rock Poderoso que le hace honor al queso roquefort,
el queso preferido del Buzarda, despues de la Ricota.




link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=7wzo7voHxrw

Yo como Lechòn

Una Cumbia Metal donde enumeramos lo que megaPanza
come y lo que no.




link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=E4mqOne5gKY

La Pascualina

Un reggaeton dedicado a la comida preferida del Buzarda.
En el dia de la filmacion del clip se comio 13 Pascualinas.




link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=joL3GRcgEDE

Un Aplauso Para El Asador

Una Balada Rock junto con Axl Rose para todos aquellos
asadores que solo reciben un aplausito de mierda.




link: http://www.videos-star.com/watch.php?video=V6HZfDmJaXQ


Fuente: http://www.megapanza.com
www.elbananero.com

Espero que les guste


Muchas Gracias

Posibles canciones de Bloody Sunday -Por Confirmar-

Algunas de estas canciones podrian ser en un futuro propiedad de Bloody Sunday, solo falta componer la música. Allá va:

Burning Sunday

It's time to give it up
time to go
away

All the pain
you have suffred
thought the time
it's going to leave us

And I'm still
burning in chains
leaving everything
behind me

I'm gonna to take
this train again,
it's gonna to take us
to the end

Low, and fast as
I could run
from here

All the pain
you have suffred
thought the time
it's going to leave us away!

And I'm still
burning in chains
leaving everything
behind me

I'm gonna to take
this train again,
it's gonna to take us
to the end

'til my last day
of my life,
'til the worst word in the world
I'll be here

And I'm still
burning in chains
leaving everything
behind me

I'm gonna to take
this train again,
it's gonna to take us
to the end

All the pain
you have suffred
thought the time
it's going to leave us

And I'm still
burning in chains
leaving everything
behind me

Yeah!

It's gonna to take us,
gonna to take us
to the end

© ZoEy! for Bloody Sunday.
Written by ZoEy!

Gloomy Day

I wake up one day,
cause the phone was ringin'

I hear someone's voice,
telling me that
you have die.

And this gloomy day
it's going to
pull me down

Rain falls down,
from the sky,
now, you're dead
I can't do nothing
to save me
from this sad day
from this gloomy day

I won't cry,
but I loved you so.
Even I don't mind it,
'cause you didn't love me

And this gloomy day
it's going to
pull me down

Rain falls down,
from the sky,
now, you're dead
I can't do nothing
to save me
from this sad day
from this gloomy day

I'm falling down
from the fifth floor
I don't wanna still living

And this gloomy day
it's going to
pull me down

Rain falls down,
from the sky,
now, you're dead,
and also I am

Now, I can rest in peace
because I'm going to be
with you forever and ever
forever and ever

© ZoEy! for Bloody Sunday.
Written by ZoEy!

Not To See Your Face Again

When I've seen you
for the first time
I didn't know what happened,
something strange inside me

Now, a few years after,
I finally ask you,
somehing I wanted to say,
so much time ago and so
you said no

So what do you think I would say?
You have made a mess
in my life
you have broken my soul inside

Now, I'm gonna run away,
gonna run away,
to not see your face again

And every, everyday of my life
I'll remember you,
but it will still hurting me so

So what do you think I would say?
You have made a mess
in my life
you have broken my soul inside

Now, I'm gonna run away,
gonna run away,
to not see your face again

Now, I'm gonna run away,
run away as far as I could
to not see your face again

No, no, no, no

Not to see your face again

© ZoEy! for Bloody Sunday.
Written by ZoEy!

Time To Change

I'm still being
the same as
fifteen years ago

I'm still looking
for someone
who really wants me
for the one I am

It's time to change
my world, my life
everything and more
right here and now

It's time to make
a change in your mind
could you please,
help me to do it now?

Take my hand now
and still,
still with me,
'til my last day

It's time to change
my world, my life
everything and more
right here and now

It's time to make
a change in your mind
could you please,
help me to do it now?

You're the only one
that can help me,
you're the only one,
that makes my world brigthen
So please, please
don't go away

It's time to change
my world, my life
everything and more
right here and now

It's time to make
a change in your mind
could you please,
help me to do it now?

It's time to change
time, to leave
my painfull life
now.

© ZoEy! for Bloody Sunday.
Written by ZoEy!

Todas estan compuestas por ZoEy! (Juliana Muir), y como dije antes, la musica está por componer.

De todas formas, aun no hay nada hablado con el grupo ni sus representantes (?)